(Source: prunecup, via mermaids-and-anchors)
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
I’m pretty sure I am…
“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”
(Source: cumberlord, via ultr-av-iolent)
how am i supposed to express my feelings if i can’t use kawaii faces in real life (◕︵◕)
hey guys, the krusty krab 2 opens today!
(Source: ihaveadarkmind, via ultr-av-iolent)
I’d choose you. Every goddamned time. — six word story (via bl-ossomed)
(Source: sh-ocking, via the-original-hbic)
I do not know the individual involved in this, but, as an EMT, I feel compelled to post things like this. Wear a damn helmet, guys. I know you may think you look awesome and all the ladies will love how reckless you are, but you’re honestly just demonstrating just how little you value your own life. I know this horse has been absolutely beaten to death over the years, and I’m sure that my words won’t change some of your minds, but just look at the damage sustained by that helmet. Now imagine if your face was put through the same situation. While the helmet merely had part of it ground away by the sheer friction involved, your skull would be pudding. End of story.
TLDR Version: Wear a freaking helmet.
Wear. A. Fucking. Helmet. There’s a reason people in healthcare call them ‘donorcycles’.